All the Totinos Pizza Roll Flavors, Ranked

The best Totino’s pizza rolls are any Totino’s pizza rolls, to be honest. If you’re eating these, you’re probably a preteen or an adult who is high out of your mind.

That being said, I found out during this taste test that not all Totino’s pizza rolls are created equal. Some are pillowy pizza perfection and some get lost in the sauce, literally. We baked off one of each of Totino’s pizza rolls flavors and tasted them in a head-to-head pizza roll-off to find out which Totino’s pizza roll reigns supreme. Warning: No matter the flavor, these will burn the absolute sh*t out of your mouth.

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Sadly, this tastes a little like cigarettes. There are plenty of other meat options when it comes to Totino’s pizza rolls so I’d skip Pepperoni & Bacon.

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Rating:

1/10

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The Totino’s website calls these the “King Kong of Pizza Rolls,” but I would call them the King Wrong of pizza rolls. They include both sausage and pepperoni but they actually don’t taste like much at all. They’re certainly not bad, but they’re definitely underwhelming.

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Rating:

4/10

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It turns out that three meats are not better than one. Triple Meat Totino’s pizza rolls are a Frankenstein of meats and they are monstrously boring. They claim to have multiple forms of pork, beef, and chicken inside these pizza rolls, but you don’t get much of anything. Once again, I’d happily eat these at a party, but I wouldn’t purchase them.

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Rating:

4/10

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Triple Pepperoni doesn’t give more pepperoni flavor than regular pepperoni, so I’m not sure why you’d buy it. If they only have triple pepperoni and not regular pepperoni Totino’s pizza rolls, triple pepperoni will do. It’s not bad, it just doesn’t live up to the pepperoni promise.

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Rating:

7.5/10

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This is the sauciest Totino’s pizza roll on the market. It’s not the best and it’s not for everyone, but it is the only vegetarian option among Totino’s pizza roll flavors. While I wish they offered more meatless options, the cheese is good! It’s super saucy and cheesy. If you don’t dig the pig, grab a bag of these. You will not be disappointed.

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Rating:

8.5/10

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There’s no pizza topping better than pepperoni. And I don’t even eat pork! When I taste pepperoni pizza during Sporked taste tests, I can’t ignore that it is simply the best. Pepperoni Totino’s pizza rolls are no exception. The oiliness of the pepperoni in these melds with the tomato sauce and makes an explosion of flavor in your mouth.

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Rating:

9.5/10

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These Totino’s pizza rolls are, in fact, supreme. The mix of meats with the green pepper and onions is a wonderful combination. It actually tastes like a supreme pizza you’d get at a good local pizza place. A lot of  Totino’s pizza roll flavors are a little one-note, but the supreme version feels like a full song. If you can only have one flavor of Totino’s pizza rolls, it should be supreme!

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Rating:

10/10

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